Little Johnny*

“In fact, someone who lost a finger or two in a firecracker accident could probably count them on one hand.”

–An acquaintance on his lifetime sexual partners.

*Little Johnny was the hapless example boy at my summer camp who didn’t pay attention to the rules and did things like blow off his fingers.

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