Smarty Pants and Flippy are on their way back from a trip to see polar bears. I can’t WAIT for full info and tons of photo but the prelim report is that – despite the moniker – Smarty Pants apparently tried to feed herself to a bear named Al.
It drove the guides crazy. “You know, with you all crouched down like that, he thinks you’re prey.” Duh. Why do you think I crouched down? I also told him that I was yummy and that he could eat me in a couple bites.