I don’t trust anyone with hair that doesn’t move. Here are two recent examples that back up my position:
Stephen Harper, PM of Canada, speaking in a hail storm:
Just creepy. Even weirder in video.
And lately in the news is Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, and his renowned locks:
I’m telling you, it ain’t right. I know I made the argument last year that I would select my candidate for President based on the best hair, leaving Mitt Romney, John Edwards, and Chris Dodd in a dead heat. Now I think all three should watch their backs.