Octopus vs. Your Mom

Flippy, by way of SmartyPants, shared some reasons why an octopus is more awesome than your mom, from The Oatmeal. My favorite? Because an octopus steals the tentacles from a Portuguese man-of-war and use them as weapons against other predators.
You can click on over and learn all the reasons an Octopus beats the pants off your mom, take a quiz to find out how long you could survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor, and otherwise while away the hours on semi-informative things from the truly twisted mind of one sick fuck. Enjoy!

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2 responses to “Octopus vs. Your Mom

  1. I lasted 50 seconds. Those boxing lessons must have helped.

  2. I made it 1 minute 4 seconds. Maybe because I’m not afraid to go for the raptor balls?

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