Sometimes you need a good comic to express a complex idea. And since I spent last evening in a hearing on civil union legislation (summary: the “compromise” makes no one happy, because queers don’t want to be second-class citizens, and haters don’t want them getting *any* rights. And the Speaker got called an “uppity queer” by some college kid. Ah, to be 22 again!) I have no new or interesting thoughts. Fortunately, Kate or Die does. Enjoy.