Lest you think that guidos are unique to the Jersey Shore, let me remind you that DJ Pauly D is a Rhode Island native, and has apparently been sporting his fabulous bulletproof hair at Misquamicut and other local beaches. Now you, too, can have the “perfect” hair:
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Rupert!
Ellison couldn't bear to see him relegated to the blog archive, so we're displaying him over here "forevs".
Woolverine 
I wonder if it wilts in the rain of if that shit is water resistant. And what about the gym?…
I’m pretty sure it’s water resistant.